These bad boys are quality built and ready to be put on display.
Hand Painted
These bad boys are quality built and ready to be put on display.
Automatic Timer
These bad boys are quality built and ready to be put on display.
Built to Last
These bad boys are quality built and ready to be put on display.
DOPE SPOTS
Here are some of our top spots where our Gnomies like to kick back, relax, and vibe with you on your high adventures.
Your Window Sill
These buddies enjoy catching some rays! Who loves nothing more than basking in the sun and puffing on some herb while offering a silent nod of approval to passersby.
Your Balcony / Yard
Hang out with these gnomes on your balcony or yard, where together you can soak up the sunset, share a joint, and contemplate the wonders of the universe.
In Your Kitchen
These Gnomies perched anywhere in your kitchen ensure your pizza is always under the watchful eye of chill guardians, ready to guide you to the munchies promised land.
On Your Coffee Table
Settle in for a smoke and a brew with these gnomes, who are always down for a chat and a sip of coffee as you ponder life's mysteries.
Bedside
These gnomes make the perfect wake-and-bake buddies, ensuring your mornings are filled with laughter, good vibes, and a hearty dose of greenery to start your day right.
A Shelf
Kick back and stare at these Gnomies sitting on a shelf and imagine them laughing as you share stories, exhange jokes and pass a few hits from your favorite pipe.
SIZE
Gnorman and Gnarley are chill. They don’t take up that much space, but they definitely command attention.
Made of durable resin... (Not that sticky, tar-like stuff stuck in your pipes, bongs, or other smoking devices. We're talking manufacturing resin)
Battery operated LED light... (You know, sort of like that battery you use in your vape pen to heat up that concentrate)
Hand painted... (Gnorman and Gnarley always look totally hand painted after hitting that massive bong.)
Built to Last Outdoor and Indoor... (Baked to endure indoor sessions and outdoor smoke circles—these Gnomes are built as tough as your favorite strain)
Perfectly Lit
Yo, check us out! Every day like clockwork, we're getting lit up together, thanks to our automatic timer. Just chillin' on this couch, spreading good vibes and munching on chips—it's the gnome life, and we're living it to the fullest! 🍃🔥✨
Chillin' by the Pool
Chilling by the PoolYo, fam! So, we took our chill vibes poolside one day and it was epic! Loungin' by the pool, spreading good vibes, and living our best gnome lives. Can't wait for the next pool party—catch ya there, buds! 🌊🍹✌️
Grass Staycation
So we decided to embark on a staycation trip, right in our own backyard! Here we're on a mission to discover the finest grass this side of the garden fence. We're grass-explorin' gnomes, rootin' for the greenest scenes and the freshest blades and are always looking for turf-tastic tales to share with you! 🌱🌿✌️
Late Garden Glimpses
As the sun starts to dip behind the trees, we're winding down our day, perched on this table overlooking the lush garden. After a marathon of bowling up laughs and fun, we're feeling totally lit, soaking in the last rays of daylight. Here's to more sunny days and garden escapades! 🌞🍄🌿
REVIEWS
Check out what tokers like us are saying about us...
I received the Gnomes quickly and was very pleased with my purchase. They are adorable and so well made.
Absolutely eye catching !!!! Been wanting these for too long and they are even better than pic! Really ya fool and the expressions say it all!
I get a lot of compliments on these 2 little guys. I especially like how the bong lights up and goes off automatically with the timer.
I got this as a gift and the recipient of the gift absolutely loved it! It’s such a cute decoration that actually has a lot of detail when you look at the gnomes and couch they’re sitting on up close.
Loved the items. Delivery was fast and I have no complaints. Company did well!
Absolutely eye catching !!!! Been wanting these for too long and they are even better than pic! Really ya fool and the expressions say it all!
FAQ
Got questions? We’ve got answers. If you have some other questions, we'll get Gnorman and Gnarley to answer them.
Does it come with a stash or do I need to supply my own?
While the gnomes don't come with their own stash, they sure know how to appreciate a good green garden! Just imagine them nestled among your favorite plants, spreading those chill vibes.
Can Gnarley roll a mean joint, or does he stick to munching on chips?
Bruh, why you throwin' shade. Gnarley might not roll joints, but he's a pro at sparking up good times! He'll happily munch on chips while you enjoy your smoke sesh, providing the perfect company for your stoner adventures.
Will these gnomes help me find my keys when I'm too high to remember where I put them?
Unfortunately, these gnomes won't help you find your keys, but they'll definitely add some whimsical charm to your garden while you search. Plus, their automatic timer feature ensures they'll always be there to greet you, even if you're a bit forgetful.
If I talk to the gnomes while I'm stoned, will they talk back?
While the gnomes might not talk back in the traditional sense, they'll definitely listen to your high ramblings with a knowing smile. Who knows, maybe they'll even inspire some profound insights during your next smoke session!
If I leave these gnomes outside during a rainstorm, will they start dancing in the mud like tiny stoner festival-goers?
While we can't promise a gnome dance party, rest assured that these sturdy gnomes are weather-resistant and ready to weather any storm—whether they're dancing or not!
Will these gnomes judge me if I accidentally talk to my plants instead of them while I'm high?
Nah, these non-judgmental gnomes are all about spreading good vibes, even if you're a little bit baked. They'll happily join in on the conversation or just quietly enjoy the company of your greenery.